Haircuts
Consultation, cleanse, tailored cut, and a full style finish so you leave knowing how to wear it. Short / clipper, standard, or transformation windows.
A funky lil' hair salon in Seattle, built for anyone who never quite felt at home in a salon chair. Eco-friendly cuts, color, and care tailored to your texture, your features, and your version of yourself.
Lady Neptune was born from a pretty simple idea: everyone deserves a salon experience that actually sees them. We're a collective of independent stylists who believe your hair belongs to you, your texture is the point (not the problem), and the consultation matters as much as the cut.
Every service starts with a real conversation and ends with you knowing exactly how to wear it. Come as you are, ask all the questions, and leave feeling like your favorite self.
Every stylist here is an independent business owner who sets clear expectations around timing, pricing, and maintenance based on your goals. Pick your specialty, pick your pro.
Consultation, cleanse, tailored cut, and a full style finish so you leave knowing how to wear it. Short / clipper, standard, or transformation windows.
Sun-kissed dimension, ribbon highlights, and lived-in color that grows out gracefully. Built around your tone and your routine.
Bold all-over color, money pieces, peekaboos, split dyes. Our colorists love a wild brief and will tell you exactly what maintenance looks like.
The shapes that built our reputation. Texture, movement, and a finish that holds up between visits — even if you barely style it.
Fades, clipper work, gender-affirming silhouettes. A salon chair that doesn't make you explain yourself first.
Soft, modern texture builds and integration-friendly extensions. Eco-friendly formulas, clear maintenance, real conversation up front.






Our neighborhood staple since day one. Come in with a reference photo, a vague idea, or no idea at all — leave with something that genuinely feels like you. Short walk from the U District light rail station.
Tucked into a historic 1910s building on the corner of Olive and Denny. Capitol Hill has always been Seattle's creative heartbeat, and our stylists here are completely in their element pushing things a little further.
"Cassidy was an absolute dream! 💕 Lovely person with a very welcoming and kind energy who absolutely NAILED the vision I had for my hair. I've known my hair has texture for a while, but I've never had a haircut that properly compliments it until today!"
"Lady Neptune is amazing! After 4-5 years of having short haircuts from other salons that *almost* looked great, I came in and they gave me a new style that actually WAS perfect! The consultation was super in depth, and they even helped me learn new things about my hair!"
"Syd did my hair and absolutely nailed it. We did a shag haircut with a blonde/dark brown split dye and the cutest raccoon tail piece. The salon itself is beautiful, welcoming, and very queer-friendly. I haven't loved my hair this much in years."
Already know what you want? Or just need help finding your match? Either way, we'd love to hear from you. Walk in with whatever you've got — a Pinterest board, a half-baked idea, or nothing at all.